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  1. bostonmasstina

    bostonmasstina Slut Wife

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    I'm looking for a story about a Milf getting drunk with Dewars 12 year old scotch and doing naughty things. :rolleyes:

    Anybody interested in writing one? :kiss:

    I'll just watch the view count in this thread while I'm waiting for the story. :excited:

    Tina :rose:
     
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  2. Larry Moen Curley

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    old lady stories just don't seem to be that popular. flabby, wrinkled, dried up old hags (like you having sex with boys) aren't worth reading about. but you can write it if you're that interested in the subject. have another drink while you wait.
     
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  3. ahorsewithnoname

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    If you think a MILF is flabby, wrinkled and dried up, you're about the dumbest motherfucker around. A MILF can be an 18 year old hottie.

    M = Mothers
    I = I'd
    L = Like to
    F = Fuck

    Sorry I had to spell it out for you, but I'm guessing if you're insinuating that Tina is either flabby or wrinkled, or that she wants to have sex with boys, then I'm insinuating that you need to lay off the sauce so early in the day.
     
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  4. Larry Moen Curley

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    so sorry but the only time bm bothers to post here is to accuse ALL of the writers of being "pedos". this looked like another of her lame half-assed attempts.
     
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  5. Empress Lainie

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    One night I was feeling kind of lonely. So I got out my lovely little 12yr old that I keep locked up in the cabinet.

    After a short while Miss Dewar was helping me get over my loneliness. I so love that girl.....I just nearly hugged her to death. THEN........I dropped the bottle and it BROKE!
     
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  6. JackassTales

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    Tina struggled with temptation. Too many drinks clouded her judgement. This 41-yr-old woman was proud of her shapely, sexy body which now was completely nude. Yes, she knew better, but she wanted it so badly! So what if she was the instigator and the 12-yr-old was only an immature pawn she had chosen to seduce!

    Reaching out with her groping hands, Tina gripped the erect shaft of the 12-yr-old. Dropping to her knees, she forced the erection into her mouth. With wanton, trembling lips, she began suckling the forbidden nectar which flowed into her throat and burned like liquified fire.

    As pleasurable delight coursed throughout Tina's body, her mind cleared just enough to admit that Dewars makes a very enticing 12-yr-old scotch liquor.
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  7. bacterius

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    Here we go





    Just to clarify this is NOT my story, I did not write it. I changed it to fit your requirements, and modify it a bit:

    My ex wife Bostonmasstina was quite a small petite lady with long brown hair and shapely figure who always dressed to please me - she would do anything to please me sexually.
    Not far away from where I was stationed with the Guards in the county of Middlesex there was a nice Irish pub. We didn't have a car then - probably just as well - so we would walk the 2 miles of so to it on warm summer evenings.
    To turn me on she would probably wear a short pale skirt with little blue elephants on bare legs OR stockings, a halter neck top, very thin with no bra (loved to see her nipples stick out!) and high heeled shiny black shoes, partly because they gave her bit more height and partly because they just turned me on!
    We would go down the pub and in the summer we would sit in the garden and chat kiss and drink beer and her Dewar’s 12, getting more and more horny all the time. She would lean over and whisper that she was really quite wet.
    At the end of a very pleasant evening we used to stroll back hand in hand and often took a short cut through the woods - much the worse for wear drink-wise! often we couldn't wait to get home for sex as we walked through the woods I would feel her breast though the thin material and her hard nipples kissing our tongues - no one around - putting my hand under her short skirt feeling her warm slit though her skimpy knickers - usually pale blue - putting one or two fingers up in her as we kissed mmmmmm happy memories..
    Often, as you can imagine I couldn't wait until we got hope to take her and we would get down on the path in the dense woods me between her legs zip down pulling her knickers to one side.... The when we got home she would lay give me a good BJ and gently licking and sucking the end pulling my foreskin back until I would have to mount her again for a nice long hour long screw or so.
    One summers eve we had been down the pub as usual and had had quite a bit to drink - especially my wife and started to stagger back though the woods our arms around her as usually occasional kiss and feel when we bumped into this guy coming the other way down the narrow foot path. He seemed nice enough in his early 20's I would say - nothing threatening about him - very nice man it turns out, and he had a bag with him from which he produced a bottle of, as it turns out, quite strong Dewar’s 12 and offered us a drink, to which we agreed. There were no cups so we drank from the bottle and even though I was bit pissed (drunk) I noticed that he kept looking at my wife and her short skirt. She sat down on the ground and you could easy see her knickers between her legs and her nipples sticking out through her thin top.
    The Dewar’s 12 we had drunk plus what he had given us really started to kick in - everything was spinning round and round - once I looked up at the trees and nearly fells over backwards! He and I ended up sitting on a large fallen tree trunk and he kept passing round the Dewar’s 12. As I say, the evening was warm and dry and my wife sat on the grass knees up - he couldn't take his eyes off her as we chatted, looking between her legs. I was quiet out of it.
    Suddenly he stood up unzipped his fly and took out quite a large semi hard cock turned to one side and proceeded to have a good long piss - he made quiet a play of shaking it pulling back its skin to shake off the excess - really, I didn't care at that point, my wife then laid back on the grass a bit sozzled and her already short skirt rode up more.. In a dream he went over to her and as I remember asked her if she was ok - he also looked over at me to see my reactions. As I watched he touched her bare leg which for some reason made me bit excited and expectant - he stroked her leg and pushed her knees apart, she did not protest but just looked at me you could easy see her little knickers now and the V of her crotch. HE then started doing everything as I if I wasn't there! He touched her breasts then pulled her thin halter neck top into the middle making both breasts bare started touching and squeezing them her nipples erect in the cool evening air.
    As I watched he pulled his zip down again and his cock was pretty hard and much bigger this time - I’m only 6 but his was wider and longer too Now he opened her legs real wide as I looked on in fascination and pulled her knickers over - right over to expose her gaping sex (my head was spinning) I could see what was going on and have to admit I was excited as he looked at her sex and breasts he rubbed his cock slowly up and down exposing a big round shiny purple nob end He also rubbed her clit round and round for a while THEN he got on top of her supporting himself on his right hand and guided his cock to her entrance -
    I knew she would be very wet she always was.. But he seemed to have trouble entering her anyway as she was so small tight and maybe her was feeling effects of the Dewar’s 12 and she was very small and tight I remember seeing his cock flex a bit as if it wasn't totally hard but eventually he got it in and slide it right up (maybe she thought it was me at any rate she raised her hips up to him to take him all in), he thin proceeded to start fucking her - it look so big and veiny I was more then a bit jealous I must admit but somehow not affronted.

    He went at her for what seemed like ages it could have been 45 mins or more, not sure, but she was obviously enjoying it and kept looking at me for sign of approval! The suddenly his breath really got noisy and he finally jerked and banged it up against her slit he lay on her for a bit then pulled out it was now soft and deflated and flopping around when he stood up and looked at me but all the booze made sure I didn't care my wife was trying to wipe her reddish slit with her knickers - which she had only just taken off!
    I was looking forwards to getting her home. He said “Must be off now! Bye!" And that was him gone! We finally staggered off home - nearly dark by then - And got into the house and went straight up to the bedroom where we both collapsed on the bed God I could see how wet her sex was her slit was still full of his cum still running down her bum crack she just lay there with her legs slightly open, "Did you enjoy that?" I asked, she nodded eyes shut, maybe she thought I was angry or upset? I wasn’t, not in the least - I was excited and wanted her to see what it would feel like another man’s cream in her. I made her suck me a bit and soon got hard (I was young and horny then!) An took all her clothes off till she was naked, we lay beside each other facing and kissed with our tongues - I didn't touch her sex her, wet slippery slit just then but she put her right legs over my thigh and it just slipped up into her so easy it was so wet and slippery and tight she moaned a bit and I started talking dirty to her asking how that big cock felt mmmmm she went and started to buck with me up her and breathe deeply panting like she had just been on a long distance run...
    I rolled on top of her hoping I could stay hard with all the booze I had taken earlier - I have to admit I couldn't feel much it was very well greased - very little friction to keep me erect, my little 6 inch one after his monster she started to struggle under me as I pushed it all the way up and screwed round and round up against her sex lips and clitty "Are you still thinking about him?" She nodded eyes still closed but with a smile on her lips "I always thought you think about other men fucking you? Do you?"
    She had to admit she sometimes did... I told her as I screwed round and round "What a slut you are aren't you?" "My easy slut"
    She really made me cum that night and at 5 the next morning she awoke me by playing with my erection and got on top and rode me...
    I think its fare to say that we 'dined out' in the bedroom on that one event for months and months after!!!!
     
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  8. wilburjorgeafraidya

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    The bored housewife sat in her plush chair and sighed. The house seemed so empty with the kids away at camp and her husband at work to pay the bills. As she often did under these circumstances the woman found solace with her good friend Dewars. She had explained to her husband at least it wasn’t Chivas Regal or Johnny Walker Blue that she hob knobbed with.
     
    The amber liquid flowed down her throat spreading warmth as it traveled to her digestive track. It had no competition as she hadn’t felt like eating this day. She had maintained her figure and wished to keep from gaining weight. As her buzz grew the woman became horny and felt herself becoming wet.
     
    Unfortunately she had seduced most of the husbands on her cul-de-sac and more than one wife until the neighborhood association had put up flyers warning the good folks of beantown of her depredations and it was becoming harder to locate willing participants for her three ways and orgies.
     
    “Damn self righteous prigs” she thought as she took another swig directly from the bottle. Why bother with a glass when the bottle was almost empty she thought as she drained the last swallow. The milf staggered to her feet and headed to the liquor cabinet where to her horror she realized she had polished off the last of her scotch. She also noticed it had been a while since the cabinet or any other furniture had been polished or any housework had been done for that matter.
     
    But she noticed a wine bottle that really caught her eye. It had an unusually long and thick neck and it reminded her of a phallic symbol. Without thinking she picked it up and rubbed it between her legs against her camel toe. The jolt of pleasure that hit her was electric. She weaved her way back to the chair where she placed the bottle before stripping down.
    Though over forty the woman was still attractive. Her hips had widened from giving birth and her full breasts sagged a tiny bit but she still would turn men’s heads. First she retrieved a tube from her purse and then sprawled in the easy chair and spread her legs. She alternated rubbing her wet, swollen pussy with either the wine or scotch bottle as well as stimulating her hard clit with one.
     
    After her first orgasm the woman actually slipped the head of the scotch bottle inside her vaginal opening and began to frig herself with it. The trace amounts of Dewars actually were absorbed into her body from her cooch. After another earth shattering orgasm the milf actually slipped the thick necked wine bottle into her insatiable snatch as she lubricated the neck from the scotch bottle which promptly disappeared into her back opening.
     
    The woman actually worked them in and out of her orifices until she was weak from cumming and the bottles were covered in female fluids at which time she removed them and licked them clean. Temporarily satisfied the woman dressed again and grabbed her purse and car keys. The liquor store was a quick ten minute drive and she wished to restock. If she had had a clearer head she would have called for a delivery and probably tried to seduce the delivery man but it didn’t occur to her cloudy brain.
     
    Her BMW crashed into a tree two doors down. Her blood alcohol count was well over the legal limit but the fact that she was again fucking herself with Dewars was surely a factor. Luckily for the milf the judge was a horny old man and after a threesome with the judge and the DA she only had her license suspended for six months as long as she kept out of trouble and satisfied her new friends.
    THE END
     
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  9. bostonmasstina

    bostonmasstina Slut Wife

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    :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk. I haven't read the stories posted yet but I'm assumming that even Wilbur understood the joke here. It even drew out bacterius (which I haven't read yet either) and he's vocally anti-"youth" story too.

    You're wrong about me only posting my lame ass attempts at whatever. I have been playing very nicely here lately. People said "Avoid stories you don't like" and I did. I read & voted caw7 and didn't neg any stories that landed on the story site (and I thought some deserved it) I only voted positive or I didn't vote at all. I collaberated a little with one writer and posted a few comments on the caw7 thread. I played nice.

    Then wilbur posted a story about my (ficticious) young daughter, with her little hands and curly hair having sex for the first time. I replied with a followup of how I envisioned the story ended and then ELP posted about me having sex with my (ficticious) daughter.

    So I'd have to say that I was playing nice and the *SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM* boys came after me. After 4 1/2 years here I've learned how to "play back" within the rules of the site.

    I usually spend my time on xnxx chatting in GD, flashing my tits in pics and reading in stories section. I can easily spend it battling with bozos like you, it's your choice really. If you're unsettled by this little bump in utopia then maybe you should be having a chat with wilbur because he drew first blood.

    Tina :rose:
     
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  10. bacterius

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    Where are those tits... your thread is tit-free, someone removed all pics.
     
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  11. bostonmasstina

    bostonmasstina Slut Wife

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    1 & 2 word answers :kiss:

    Funny

    Funny & Creative

    Creative & Hot

    Creative & Possible

    Tina :rose:
     
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  12. bostonmasstina

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    The older threads have lost the pics that were hosted off site. There are many scattered throughout the site but in order to see the folders, a member has to be on my friends list. :kiss:

    Tina :rose:
     
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  13. bacterius

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    that's a problem, what is one to do, how can you live with yourself knowing I might die any day and not having seen your tits?
     
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  14. bostonmasstina

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    Any money in PayPal? :excited:

    Tina :rose:
     
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  15. lordwassup

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    lol
     
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  16. ahorsewithnoname

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    I can see that your time with us at the Ambassador's place in Texas has served you well. :excited:
     
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  17. bostonmasstina

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    Yes it has. Who knew that I could get paid for having fun? :rolleyes:

    Tina :rose:
     
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  18. Formerly Yak

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    there's a joke here SOMEWHERE...

    *sips my 12 year old whiskey, not scotch...*
     
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